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It’s that time of the year again, folks. The time where we all vow to improve ourselves — one way or another — and get a fresh start with the onset of a new year! You’ve heard the repeat offenders (and probably made them yourself, be honest): lose weight, quit smoking, eat healthier, save money, drink less… the list goes on. So here at Scuba Diving magazine, we decided to come up with a list of our own! You know you’re a diver when…

A Diver’s List of New Year’s Resolutions

1. I will stop taking so many underwater selfies.
2. I will stop calling freedivers “snorkelers” behind their back.
3. I will visit a new local dive site.
4. I will dive more often to help manage stress.
5. I will stop exaggerating the size of that whale shark I saw that one time (EVEN THOUGH IT WAS HUGE).
6. I’ll stop referring to the beginners on the boat as “chum.”
7. I will find a new dive buddy — but forever love my old one.
8. I will not have any drinks the night before a dive.
9. I will get another certification: Advanced, Nitrox, Cave Diving, Wreck Diving….
10. I will ACTUALLY take that refresher course this year.
11. I will finally edit all of my underwater video footage.
12. I will learn a new skill. Maybe underwater photography….
13. I’ll exchange my mother-in-law’s gift certificate for a shark-feeder program.
14. I will take part in a Dive Against Debris.
15. I will stop peeing in my wetsuit when my buddy is swimming under me.
16. I will not laugh every time somebody on a dive boat uses the words “safety sausage” or “offgas”.
17. I will finally start saving for my dream dive destination.
18. I will subscribe to Scuba Diving magazine. 😉
19. I will attend a diving-related function.
20. I will stop tugging on sharks’ fins with my one good hand.
21. I will join a local diving club.
22. I will update my equipment.
23. I will encourage my family to dive.
24. I will come back in the same dive boat I left in.
25. I will practice my emergency skills at least twice this year.